If your Favourite number is......

1:  Daisies will grow out of your earwax.

2:  You were actually born on the planet Ouarzazate.

3:  Today is your last day on planet earth. (?????)

4:  Happy 537th birthday!!!

5:  You're a fgnvsrnbsug in disguise. (awkward...)

6:  Tiny will follow you around all day while shouting your name in your ear.

7:  Your underwear will squirt mayonnaise into your uvula.

8:  You will become the next Randy Jackson, dog. 

9:  You will die in a hole. (This one's for you, Joanna!)