QUOTES OF THE BLOODY DAY!

"I life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling???!?!!" "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'". -Homer Simpson

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