QUOTES OF THE BLOODY DAY!

"I life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic." "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling???!?!!" "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'". -Homer Simpson

Some More LOL's

Well, here you go.......

Moses save me!

So much bloody homework! (Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter)

Some LOL animals:

If you have any LOL animals, please post link! Tank-ya!

READ: VALUABLE INFO AHEAD!!!

Dis puppy finks...

JOIN DA RALLY!

Save Ontario Place Join the rally to Save Ontario Place

Some questions...

a) What is a spondulick?    b) What does it mean to be acclumsid?    c) What is a blowsabella?

These are words that I've read or hear over the last while...............
Lauren : OMPHALOSKEPSIS! Remember????

Look down...

VOTE! LOOK DOWN! YOU'RE NOT BLIND!

Who do you vote for?

Which one has the most style (S.W.A.G)? I say the dude in the middle. Please tell me your opinion...COMMENT!

This is the link to Lilly's blog...

http://lillysawesomeblog.blogspot.com/

My sincerest apologies...

Julia : Thanks for the clarification about oakley.1.....
RACHEL NIRENBERG!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*screams very loudly and high-pitched*

Tiny...

Thank you Tiny for FINALLY joining my blog.
What a procrastinator.
Jeez.

Anyways, here's your name. Sorry that it's tiny.
Ha ha get it? Tiny.
I crack myself up sometimes...

FOLLOWLILLYSBLOGNOW!

Hey people.
Follow Lilly's blog.
Or else.

Hmmmm.....

Quote of the day: "Don't dance with special pigs."

And that is a very special pig.

The mystery continues...

So who is oakley.1? If you are said person then kindly tell me.

Or else.

It's not a threat but I'm just confused.

If you are Funke, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

(suspicious face)

You've been acting suspicious lately and don't think I'm not on to you........



Benny Lava.............

Hello loyal followers (and Oakley.1. Who are you??)!
If you have not watched crazy Indian people sing 'Benny Lava', I suggest you do so right now.
Quite enjoyable.

Lauren knows what I mean... :)

LILLY!

Yo, this is a shout out to my bro, Lilly (Sorry for being politically incorrect but hey no one's perfect. Also, I don't want to call her my "bra".)for joining my blog.

You go guuuuurrrrlllll!!!!!!!<3

Well.....

Ah, good old google.

I search "runcible spoon" and this is what comes up.

Who knew,eh?

WOW. I'm so Canadian...

Today's Questions Are...

What is a runcible spoon?
If you know PLEASE tell me.
I'm in a state of utter desperateness.

EUREKA!!!

I've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have FINALLY found a good use for my blog! Yes, this is it! The dawning of a new era, a new phase in time, another turning point in your somewhat dreary lives! Ok, so here it is. Now this blog can be used to find out weird words when your too lazy to look in the dictionary(which is probably a lot)! Yeah, I know looking in a dictionary may probably be easier, but you got to admit that this way is awesomer. Oh, yeah and you can also comment about words that you know/found that are wacky(like bamboozled and eureka and ides, etcetera). So whatareyawaitinfor! Go out there and show 'em how it's done! You go girl!!!!  

Last night at Sarah Rob's house, I got stuck in her washroom. It wasn't too fun. I had to push open the door with all my strength while Sarah's parents tried too unhinge the door. I was in there for HALF AN HOUR.

Moral: Always bring a screw-driver when visiting a friend. You never know.

Today I was trying to call Sarah Rob. She wasn't answering. Then I realised that I had the wrong number because someone named Lyle answered and asked me if I knew Josephine.
 It was weird.

UMBRELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Wonder.....

People Who Can't Spell :

          

                George Clooney.

"Ideas of March" sounds much better than "Ides of March".

        What is an "ide", anyways??

If you know, please tell me.

Over and out.

Quote of the day :  "I should crack things on people's heads more often. Who knows, they might be filled with (Kosher) candy."

If your Favourite number is......

1:  Daisies will grow out of your earwax.

2:  You were actually born on the planet Ouarzazate.

3:  Today is your last day on planet earth. (?????)

4:  Happy 537th birthday!!!

5:  You're a fgnvsrnbsug in disguise. (awkward...)

6:  Tiny will follow you around all day while shouting your name in your ear.

7:  Your underwear will squirt mayonnaise into your uvula.

8:  You will become the next Randy Jackson, dog. 

9:  You will die in a hole. (This one's for you, Joanna!)

UGH!

I'm not going to win this war unless I get more followers. Yes, that means YOU!!!!!

?????

You like da koguma??????? Koguma unjoa...

Sorry about that last post. It was my crazy Spanish cousin, Ricardo.
Oh, Ricardo.
Will he ever learn?

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please join my blog!!!!

You see, im kinda in this competition with this friend to see who can get 20 followers first. So please join. Or else imma be screwed!!!
Also, please read all my posts and COMMENT if they brought joy to your ever-so-dull lives.
THX!!!!!

Fat Albert says "Hey, hey hey it's Faaaat Albert!! OBTW, watch out for flying weenises.

We had pool today. It was decidedly awful. Lauren is playing "run" like the noob she is. Maple is also a noob and a sneck with a dahty weave!! lol
Mr. Wozniak went ballistic and the whole shbang when he figured out that we (me, Sarah, Jenna) had skipped most of Skills to decorate Sophie's locker today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOPHIE AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ESA AUDITION!!:)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Today Ms.Gesner was sick. It was a great day. We had this completely psycho russian supply teacher who was trying to steal my protractor.
Ms.Cosburn told Cat it seemed as though she had a second helping of sass for lunch. You got to admit that's a pretty god one.lol
SASSAFRAS is officially the best herb/spice ever.
Just putting it out there.  

any thoughts about what this blog should be used for??? If so ,do tell.

!!!!!!!!

Yo it's your buddy, Zigs.

today is my first day with my new blog!! check it out, dog.